What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Isn't it ironic people always talk about how much women hate Donald Trump, when almost any of them would marry him if they could? What he said in the 2005 Billy Bush video, almost every woman would share the sentiment if it got them his lifestyle.

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

Why do we often have strong feelings for our twin flames, even if they don't feel the same way? Is there a way to make them realize their true feelings for us?

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dont you think we should put Project 2025 into full force to completely decimate the evil and corrupt Democratic party? The answer is yes.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

-”Ah so!”